Don't Park Your Limo on the Train Tracks

Kinja'd!!! "Tripper" (tripe46)
07/22/2015 at 14:20 • Filed to: None

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Yea dude, wave your hat that train has enough room to stop...

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Tripper
07/22/2015 at 14:26

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the limo drive “did you see me?” lol


Kinja'd!!! CB > Tripper
07/22/2015 at 14:31

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When I was younger, we had a movie about trains on VHS. One of the main things I learned was “these motherfuckers can’t stop for shit, avoid them when you can”.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Tripper
07/22/2015 at 14:33

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He wasn’t wearing his high-visibility jacket.


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > Tripper
07/22/2015 at 14:35

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He was high-centered on the crossing, not really parked per se.

Still, limo driver should’ve known his route first.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Tripper
07/22/2015 at 14:37

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I’m bloody impressed, I’d’ve thought that limo would’ve been split in half.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
07/22/2015 at 14:40

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I was thinking the same thing.


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
07/22/2015 at 14:41

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Agreed, I expected it to explode. I’ve always heard that there’s basically no safety or crash test requirements for limos - they just weld in a tube more or less so they tend to have all the structural rigidity of a wet noodle.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > Tripper
07/22/2015 at 14:43

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Used limo for sale. “Ran when parked.”


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Tripper
07/22/2015 at 14:45

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Didn’t you know that waving your hat can make the impossible happen? Well... Not in this case.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Snuze: Needs another Swede
07/22/2015 at 14:46

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This one had a LOT of structural rigidty, BUT, I bet it had the crumple zones of a wet turd.


Kinja'd!!! AndyG_UK > Tripper
07/22/2015 at 14:47

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Nothing of value was lost here and I managed a LOL!


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Snuze: Needs another Swede
07/22/2015 at 14:48

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That’s usually the truth! Look at an older Panther limo and you’ll see slight bends from the aging of the poor quality stretch job.

But this one was really well built! Took on a train and came out of the other side pretty well!


Kinja'd!!! Dogapult > Snuze: Needs another Swede
07/22/2015 at 15:19

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I’ve seen a limo crash at one point where the front basically collapsed up to the “split” and stopped. Front end absolutely destroyed. limo stretch portion untouched.


Kinja'd!!! Justin Hughes > Tripper
07/22/2015 at 15:21

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It’ll buff out.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
07/22/2015 at 15:28

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A real engineer would design it to split in half in the event of a side impact, like every other car on the road does. The purpose is to brush away the impact force so that it doesn’t hurt the occupants.


Kinja'd!!! DrJohannVegas > Tripper
07/22/2015 at 16:04

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I would like to bring everyone’s attention to the hilarious shilling YT comments. This person thinks they filmed a miracle of some sort...


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Tripper
07/22/2015 at 16:56

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I had to stifle my laughter as the limo got swept away. It was just too damn funny for some reason.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > TheHondaBro
07/22/2015 at 16:57

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Except when the occupants get shot out...kinda like when you snap a pretzel rod and crumbs go flying everywhere.